The New Cartoon Afghaneeland

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by Rawclyde!

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Afghaneeland psychonaut reporting, sir!

Yes, the vehicle is ready, we’re on our way

Yes, we’re afloat but it’s not a boat or a plane

I believe it’s a bubble of some kind in my mind…

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wrinkled flag

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The crew, a bunch of schoolyard girls, is hand picked

Grown-up now, wearing guns instead of pantaloons

I love them until they talk & then I groan

Click the switch!  Left rudder!  Take off that flag!

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nuristanhuddle

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Smooth sailing now, a crisp delight, horizon filled

There it is, we’re there now, sinking into the quick-sand

Of a cross-eyed,  tongue-tied, bitter bitter land

Ahh, partners now, grinding hard, Afghanistan!

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boomboomcrew

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Watch out, boom, I’ve lost a leg, my eye is gone

We haven’t been here five minutes yet & I’m a vet

Ahhh, my crew, they stay cheerful, they massage my nose

The luckiest man on the planet asleep in 2 dozen foxholes…

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My tongue is loose, my cock a goose, the night doesn’t end

One eye won’t shut, the medic salts the other one

Cuts it up & feeds it to the villagers at the gate

Who complain about everything but it is only fate…

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taliban fashion statement

The Afghaneeland Adventure Series | Old Timer Chronicle II

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(Text: Copyright Clyde Collins 2013)

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Our House Republicans

Welcome!

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So you shutdown the government

while we’re still at war

a congressman, a Republican, with more

manure on your face than a barn floor

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Your excuse is worse than hate

to kill healthcare for the poor

my God, man, step out the door

your stench overwhelms forevermore

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We’re not yet out of Afghanistan

you bite the Commander-in-Chief’s hand

like a snake in the forbidden land

of fork-tongue treason bloody-beach sand

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You blame everybody but yourself

stealing bare the grocery-store shelf

in every neighborhood but your own

you’re too foul to be a dog bone

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And you actually think you’re winning?

a premature fat-headed  boaster

you’re winning nothing but

the backseat in a broken roller-coaster

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You threaten to wreck the economy

to cause so much pain and rain you’re insane

you shoulda been aborted before being born

you’re not American, you’re just a butt thorn

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Rawclyde!

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32 House Republicans Who ARE The Government Shutdown:

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/10/32-republicans-who-caused-the-government-shutdown/280236/

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